Monday, April 6, 2009

This just in:....

This just in: Televisions; could they one day control our minds? We'll tell you when at 11.

Breaking news: How pants could slowly be giving us AIDS. Details at 10.

Barack Obama: Terrorist or Nazi?

Is your cat trying to murder you? We'll tell you the signs to look for at 11.

The metric system: Harmless measuring or Osama's most effective tool?

Next, How Earth could be killing your loved ones.

Breaking: Brick buildings spontaneously combusting. Is your building next?

Has Earth been invaded by aliens? Why some experts are saying yes, at 11.

Cable news programs: Harmless sensationalism, or mind control tactic? All this and more, at midnight.

1 comment:

  1. Lovey! You're back! You must do your best work when your frazzled!!! :-)

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