"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Chandrasekhar?" - The Bhattis: From Mumbai to Rindge Towers
"We are two crazy homos!" - Two Crazy Homos
"Well how do you explain the Elephant-riding Monkey?!" - The Zookeepers
"It's like laser tag, but with bullets and, you know, killing." - 'Nam-tastic
"Indubitably, Captain Scratchmuffins!" - A Cat's Life
"Race you to the rock that looks like Kevin Nealon wearing a hat shaped like a Lemur!" - Running to odd shaped rocks
"Will the owner of a Velociraptor please move your car." - The Uggs
"Who cares! We only have to convince 149 more people to jump off a bridge!" - Getting Large Groups of People to Do Stupid Things, and Then Filming it with Hidden Cameras
"Oh, that DEVO!" - The DEVO Show
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
TV Finales.
TV is ending, as of late, forever. Or at least for the summer months to come.
Which will seem like forever. And all I have to look forward to is Mad Men, which comes back in August. And I guess I can look forward to the good weather.
Woo, good weather, Mad Men, and such.
But now is where Netflix becomes awesome. Also 30 Rock. Awesome.
We were recently delivered 30 Rock through Netflix, and it is cool! It's the best comedy on tv!
And I couldn't have done it without netflix.
So netflix is what shall henceforth (Seriously Justin? "Henceforth"?) be known as my summer survival system.
And I hope it is yours, too.
So, Yeah.
Which will seem like forever. And all I have to look forward to is Mad Men, which comes back in August. And I guess I can look forward to the good weather.
Woo, good weather, Mad Men, and such.
But now is where Netflix becomes awesome. Also 30 Rock. Awesome.
We were recently delivered 30 Rock through Netflix, and it is cool! It's the best comedy on tv!
And I couldn't have done it without netflix.
So netflix is what shall henceforth (Seriously Justin? "Henceforth"?) be known as my summer survival system.
And I hope it is yours, too.
So, Yeah.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Suki Switchblade's look-alike... Wendesday?
Today we have Hermes, Greek God of many assorted things, and Enrique, living proof that Michelle's dogs do not have to look like they're gonna faint if a bird chirps too loudly.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
3600-year-old Sumerian pots
Recommended Reading: It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Their Head Stuck in a 3600-Year-Old Sumerian Pot by Ian Wood.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/5/7wood.html
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/5/7wood.html
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Wolverine and Sabretooth need Family Counseling.
SPOILER ALERT: It's kinda spoilery for the new Wolverine movie.
W=Wolverine, S=Sabretooth, P=Psychiatrist.
P: Well, then, perhaps we should discuss your childhood.
S: Oh, yeah, he got all the attention...
W: I was always sick!
S: ...and being raised by Rich old Papa Howlett didn't do you any good, you were spoiled...
W: Again, always sick!
S: ...while I was raised by the Gardener, OUR real father. Oh, and thanks for killing him, by the way.
W: He killed my adoptive father!
S: He was drunk, and you knew that.
P: Well, maybe childhood isn't the best way to go.
W: Fine, let's talk about the 5 wars we were in. He killed everyone!
S: You did too! We couldn't die!
W: Yeah, but you liked it too much.
P: Okay, let's not going around accusing each other of being psychopaths. Let's do a trust exercise.
W: I'm not falling backwards with Talons McSharpclaws over there.
S: Oh, would you just shut up and fall back already!
[Wolverine falls back, landing on Sabretooth's claws]
W: OW! You see what I'm talking about!
S: Oh come on, I barely scratched you! Besides, um, YOU HEAL!
P: Maybe that's not the point, Sabretooth. Maybe it's that you want to hurt him that bothers him.
W: Yes, that's what I feel.
S: Really? I never knew you felt that way.
[Wolverine and Sabretooth hug, crying]
W: I'm sorry I killed dad!
S: I'm sorry I killed a superior officer and got us involved in the whole thing!
P: See, this is good. We're making progress. Our time is up, I'll see you next week.
[They all leave]
S: So, can I have some of the adamantium?
W: You don't want it.
S: Don't tell me what I want!
W: Oh shut up!
S: Oh, where you going now? Gonna go to Japan to set up a sequel?
W: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
S: Ugh, you suck.
W=Wolverine, S=Sabretooth, P=Psychiatrist.
P: Well, then, perhaps we should discuss your childhood.
S: Oh, yeah, he got all the attention...
W: I was always sick!
S: ...and being raised by Rich old Papa Howlett didn't do you any good, you were spoiled...
W: Again, always sick!
S: ...while I was raised by the Gardener, OUR real father. Oh, and thanks for killing him, by the way.
W: He killed my adoptive father!
S: He was drunk, and you knew that.
P: Well, maybe childhood isn't the best way to go.
W: Fine, let's talk about the 5 wars we were in. He killed everyone!
S: You did too! We couldn't die!
W: Yeah, but you liked it too much.
P: Okay, let's not going around accusing each other of being psychopaths. Let's do a trust exercise.
W: I'm not falling backwards with Talons McSharpclaws over there.
S: Oh, would you just shut up and fall back already!
[Wolverine falls back, landing on Sabretooth's claws]
W: OW! You see what I'm talking about!
S: Oh come on, I barely scratched you! Besides, um, YOU HEAL!
P: Maybe that's not the point, Sabretooth. Maybe it's that you want to hurt him that bothers him.
W: Yes, that's what I feel.
S: Really? I never knew you felt that way.
[Wolverine and Sabretooth hug, crying]
W: I'm sorry I killed dad!
S: I'm sorry I killed a superior officer and got us involved in the whole thing!
P: See, this is good. We're making progress. Our time is up, I'll see you next week.
[They all leave]
S: So, can I have some of the adamantium?
W: You don't want it.
S: Don't tell me what I want!
W: Oh shut up!
S: Oh, where you going now? Gonna go to Japan to set up a sequel?
W: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
S: Ugh, you suck.
Monday, May 4, 2009
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