Monday, December 14, 2009

Thought Blips, or: How my mind works

My brain is a funny thing.

Thoughts in my head bounce around in a disorderly and constant manner. Like electrons, it is impossible to know their position and their speed at the same time. They fly around in orbitals around a brain nucleus. This nucleus serves to attract the thoughts needed to express myself. More often than not, this nucleus attracts too few or too many thoughts and I end up confused or confusing others. Kind of like now.

Anyway, certain thoughts wander too close to the nucleus and get sucked in. Rarely expressed as words but thought up nonetheless, these thoughts are random non-contextual one-liners known as blips. If expressed, they would subject me to confused looks for being so out of context.

And you finally have the opportunity to find out what I mean.

You lucky person.

That long and overthought explanation of the Cognitive Cloud Model of the human brain (a "Brain Storm", if you will) introduces my twitter account: JTAthoughtblips. This will be my outlet of expressing my blips, for everyone's enjoyment.

So enjoy.

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