Too bad I can't get Billy Mays to sell my blenders....

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Carnivorous machines. It just makes the idea of Terminator that much scarier.

But it's also scary USEFUL. I think my father could use one on his porch, and if there was a machine like this that ate mosquitoes for power AND made margaritas, summer parties would never be inside.

Next project: Carnivorous Blender. Too bad I can't get Billy Mays to sell my blenders. I'll have to go with Vince Hookerpuncher.