So I was looking at everyday objects, and wondered how they could be advertised. I mean, everyone has certain little things like office supplies, kitchen utensils, but you never see ads for them as new things. You'd never find an ad for cups as a new invention on their own.
I plan on changing that. So I'm going to start with cups, and things related to them:
Cups, because bottles are so 1994.
Cups, it's like a little vase. You like vases, right?
Straws, when you no longer have the will to drink straight from the glass.
Cups, it's better than using your hands.
Have you ever had that "ah" moment? You know, the one where boiling hot coffee spills onto your thigh in the middle of traffic? You probably have, it's usually followed by many expletives. Well now you can use a coffee lid! Yes, that's right, it's a lid for your coffee cup. Now you can throw your coffee around the car and never have to worry about it spilling again!
Cups, I can't believe you haven't thought of this already!
Travel mugs, because regular mugs suck.
There you have it folks.
Next week: rulers.
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