The man your man could smell like.

I love this commercial:



Turns out this guy is Isaiah Mustafa, and he is on a horse.

He's got a twitter and a wikipedia page, look him up!

In the Beginning, there was the Dave Grohl....

So, every now and then, I'll see a picture of Dave Grohl and think to myself, he kinda looks like someone I know. And I couldn't put my finger on it until one day, I saw this picture:


JESUS!!!! Dave Grohl is the Messiah!!!! We should have known. Of course, it was harder to tell this time without the prophecies and whatnot.

Well, now that I have found Jesus (turns out he was in the Foo Fighters the whole time), nothing left to do except sell all my earthly possessions and Follow his Eminent Grohliness.

Also, if there's a possibility that Jesus might be blonde, then this could easily be transferred over to Taylor Hawkins.

Belated MLK day Awesomeness.

Morgan Freeman

A Morgan Freeman cheatsheet; your guide to watching Morgan Freeman organized by rank.

I think "Pimp" may also belong somewhere between "Judge" and "Police Detective".

http://tinyurl.com/yebt4ov

Puppies, Yo.

Thank you Google Reader. Much of what you give me through my recommendations is pretentious white people blogging about life, computers, or feminism in a neither funny nor entirely serious way.

But sometimes, the white people blog about great things. E.g. Puppies:

http://taza-and-husband.blogspot.com/2009/12/um-adorable.html

Psychologically disturbing sitcoms

How I Met My Mother

Malcolm on the Outside Looking In

Family Batters

I Resent Lucy

Unhappiness in the Family

Will and Disgrace

I don't know What's Happening

I don't know What's Happening Now

Tyler Perry's House of Arguments

Everybody Despises Raymond

Joanie Doesn't Love Chachi Anymore, But That Doesn't Mean She Stopped Loving You

Enemies

Roseanne

Thought Blips, or: How my mind works

My brain is a funny thing.

Thoughts in my head bounce around in a disorderly and constant manner. Like electrons, it is impossible to know their position and their speed at the same time. They fly around in orbitals around a brain nucleus. This nucleus serves to attract the thoughts needed to express myself. More often than not, this nucleus attracts too few or too many thoughts and I end up confused or confusing others. Kind of like now.

Anyway, certain thoughts wander too close to the nucleus and get sucked in. Rarely expressed as words but thought up nonetheless, these thoughts are random non-contextual one-liners known as blips. If expressed, they would subject me to confused looks for being so out of context.

And you finally have the opportunity to find out what I mean.

You lucky person.

That long and overthought explanation of the Cognitive Cloud Model of the human brain (a "Brain Storm", if you will) introduces my twitter account: JTAthoughtblips. This will be my outlet of expressing my blips, for everyone's enjoyment.

So enjoy.