And they also have video.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Too bad I can't get Billy Mays to sell my blenders....
http://tinyurl.com/nbj6n4
Carnivorous machines. It just makes the idea of Terminator that much scarier.
But it's also scary USEFUL. I think my father could use one on his porch, and if there was a machine like this that ate mosquitoes for power AND made margaritas, summer parties would never be inside.
Next project: Carnivorous Blender. Too bad I can't get Billy Mays to sell my blenders. I'll have to go with Vince Hookerpuncher.
Carnivorous machines. It just makes the idea of Terminator that much scarier.
But it's also scary USEFUL. I think my father could use one on his porch, and if there was a machine like this that ate mosquitoes for power AND made margaritas, summer parties would never be inside.
Next project: Carnivorous Blender. Too bad I can't get Billy Mays to sell my blenders. I'll have to go with Vince Hookerpuncher.
Monday, June 22, 2009
http://tinyurl.com/lbg2qu
Another reason why I hate PETA:
Our president's a ninja, and they're all up in arms that he killed a fly. They recognize his senate voting record for animal rights, but they can't get over the cat-like reflex that impelled him to kill a fly.
It's fine when frogs do it, but not the leader of the free world.
Perhaps it's a race thing.
So, yeah.
Our president's a ninja, and they're all up in arms that he killed a fly. They recognize his senate voting record for animal rights, but they can't get over the cat-like reflex that impelled him to kill a fly.
It's fine when frogs do it, but not the leader of the free world.
Perhaps it's a race thing.
So, yeah.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The misinformation that comprises Wikipedia.
So, as of June 14, Obama now has Albanian heritage on his mother's side.
You're welcome.
That was three days ago. I love a world in which we decide what's true.
And to Obama: tungjatjeta.
You're welcome.
That was three days ago. I love a world in which we decide what's true.
And to Obama: tungjatjeta.
Monday, June 15, 2009
When things get too awesome...
Read this article, and feel the awesome:
http://scarlet.unl.edu/?p=1309
The awesome, of course, stems from the fact that MY INDEPENDENT STUDY HIGH SCHOOL OFFERS IT!!!!!
http://scarlet.unl.edu/?p=1309
The awesome, of course, stems from the fact that MY INDEPENDENT STUDY HIGH SCHOOL OFFERS IT!!!!!
Friday, June 5, 2009
10 Possible Occupations for Ron Paul now that he doesn't matter
1. Villain bent on destroying the world
2. McDonalds Cashier
3. Cult leader
4. Cab Driver
5. Head of Anonymous
6. Convenience store owner
7. President of HAARP
8. American Idol contestant
9. Did I already say Cult Leader? That might actually work for him. Go through the comments marked as spam on YouTube videos. There are, like 100,000 "Ron Paul 2012" comments. He could be a very successful cult leader.
10. Hobo
2. McDonalds Cashier
3. Cult leader
4. Cab Driver
5. Head of Anonymous
6. Convenience store owner
7. President of HAARP
8. American Idol contestant
9. Did I already say Cult Leader? That might actually work for him. Go through the comments marked as spam on YouTube videos. There are, like 100,000 "Ron Paul 2012" comments. He could be a very successful cult leader.
10. Hobo
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Drivers Ed is lame.
It is soooo lame.
It will blow your mind how mind-blowingly lame it is.
But now I'm finished. And I can get my license in a couple of weeks.
Word.
So it wasn't a total waste. Just a minor one.
So, yeah.
It will blow your mind how mind-blowingly lame it is.
But now I'm finished. And I can get my license in a couple of weeks.
Word.
So it wasn't a total waste. Just a minor one.
So, yeah.
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